My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: A shoebox.
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An old lady discovered that her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet.
He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned out the ears and the dog
could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from
reoccurring she should go to the store and get some hair remover and rub in it's
ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store. At the register the assistant tells her "If
you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
"I'm not using it under my arms," says the old lady.
"Okay, if you're using it on your legs,' says he assistant, 'don't shave for a
couple of days."
The old lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm
using it on my schnauzer."
Blushing, the assistant stammers "Well in that case, stay off your bicycle for a