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Buy my friendship |
Starting bid: US $1.50
Time left: 2 days 12 hours
7-day listing, Ends Dec-04-05 17:39:46 PST
Start time: Nov-27-05 17:39:46 PST
History: 0 bids
Item location: Dunkirk, New York
United States
Ships to: United States |
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You are bidding for my friendship. I currently do not have many friends so I
will have more time to devote to you.
This auction includes the following:
One picture of me (Will send more on request)
Time devoted to hanging out with you...(if you live near by, otherwise you
must travel at your own expense)
One 1/2 hour to 1 full hour telling you how (girl) beautiful you are or
(boy) totally awsome you are.
One 1/2 hour to 1 full hour of one of the following
1. Staring Contest
2. Telling you your job sucks and you deserve better
3. Telling you your boy/girlfriend sucks and you deserve better
4. Allowing you to complain
Also, Letters and E-Mails will be plenty.
Act Now and I will toss in a Shampoo/Conditioning (travel may be required)
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT or ABOOT IT (Canada)
I will make you a write, sing and send you a song.
Personalized and yours only!!!
A $40,000 Value!
NOTE: Friendship lasts only a week, more time will equal more money! |
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