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Stuck for a
date on Valentines? Can’t face another night in front of the TV?
Fancy trying something a little classy?
Well, if so, this is the item for
you...
You are
bidding on a date with Duncan Greenshields in the evening of
February 14th. Duncan
is currently based in Coventry, UK
and will travel up to 50 miles in any direction.
Now, please
let me introduce you to your prospective date.
When the
person coined the phrase, ‘tall, dark and handsome’, they must have
been talking about your date, Mr Duncan Greenshields. In fact, in
some circles he has been described as a modern day Clark Gable. Now
25,
Duncan
is 6ft 3in
tall with a very athletic
build (12st 4lb). This has been honed to near
perfection during long hours skiing and playing hockey. However,
Duncan also has the brains to complement his brawn. He was schooled
in Windsor before gaining
a Master degree
from the University
of Warwick.
While at
university, he was bitten by the
entrepreneurial bug,
and has devoted the past three of years of his life as a key member
of a rapidly expanding company which he founded during his time at
Warwick.
This extraordinary combination of superb academic credentials,
business acumen and all-round sporting prowess makes Duncan a
superb conversationalist and a pleasure to be around.
Do not let
this impressive list of achievements give you the idea that ‘All
work and no play makes Duncan a
dull-boy’, indeed quite the opposite is true. Duncan
is a dedicated pupil of the ‘Work-Hard,
Play Hard’ school of thought, and he doesn’t let
anything stand in the way of his very active and highly-varied
social life.
Duncan
has also a number of interesting and very unique talents
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He is a
great impressionist, and able to pull off many different accents
from all over the world, everything from
Steve Irwin to
Gerry Adams
to Scooby-Doo
and many more in-between.
The lucky winner may want to ask Duncan for a performance of his
‘two-grand’ joke – this has to be seen to be believed.
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He is
also an authority on geography, is never lost and is able to draw
very detailed & accurate maps of most European countries, especially
France.
So, to
summarise, Duncan is
tall, handsome and looks great in a dinner jacket. He is a
well-educated,
articulate
and witty conversationalist who is able to talk knowledgeably on
many different topics. He is also
caring,
level-headed, and
can always be relied upon.
Unfortunately, this auction is only
available to women aged 18 or over on February 14th 2005.
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