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The Purrfect Birthday or Christmas Present!!

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Valentine Date with Duncan Greenshields

Item number: 5555611320


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10-Feb-05 20:39:09 GMT

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03-Feb-05 20:39:09 GMT


21 bids   (£0.50 starting bid)

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yellowfin38( 1 )

Item location:

Leamington Spa
United Kingdom

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United Kingdom

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FREE -  Collection in Person (Within United Kingdom )

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Stuck for a date on Valentines? Can’t face another night in front of the TV? Fancy trying something a little classy?

Well, if so, this is the item for you...

You are bidding on a date with Duncan Greenshields in the evening of February 14th. Duncan is currently based in Coventry, UK and will travel up to 50 miles in any direction.

Now, please let me introduce you to your prospective date.

When the person coined the phrase, ‘tall, dark and handsome’, they must have been talking about your date, Mr Duncan Greenshields. In fact, in some circles he has been described as a modern day Clark Gable. Now 25, Duncan is 6ft 3in tall with a very athletic build (12st 4lb). This has been honed to near perfection during long hours skiing and playing hockey. However, Duncan also has the brains to complement his brawn. He was schooled in Windsor before gaining a Master degree from the University of Warwick.

While at university, he was bitten by the entrepreneurial bug, and has devoted the past three of years of his life as a key member of a rapidly expanding company which he founded during his time at Warwick.

This extraordinary combination of superb academic credentials, business acumen and all-round sporting prowess makes Duncan a superb conversationalist and a pleasure to be around.

Do not let this impressive list of achievements give you the idea that ‘All work and no play makes Duncan a dull-boy’, indeed quite the opposite is true. Duncan is a dedicated pupil of the ‘Work-Hard, Play Hard’ school of thought, and he doesn’t let anything stand in the way of his very active and highly-varied social life.

Duncan has also a number of interesting and very unique talents

·         He is a great impressionist, and able to pull off many different accents from all over the world, everything from Steve Irwin to Gerry Adams to Scooby-Doo and many more in-between.
The lucky winner may want to ask Duncan for a performance of his ‘two-grand’ joke – this has to be seen to be believed.

·         He is also an authority on geography, is never lost and is able to draw very detailed & accurate maps of most European countries, especially France.

So, to summarise, Duncan is tall, handsome and looks great in a dinner jacket. He is a well-educated, articulate and witty conversationalist who is able to talk knowledgeably on many different topics. He is also caring, level-headed, and can always be relied upon.

Unfortunately, this auction is only available to women aged 18 or over on February 14th 2005.


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