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~ ADVERTISE YOUR COMPANY'S WEBSITE ON ME WHILE I'M ON CAM ! ~

Starting bid: US $75.00

Time left: 7 hours 19 mins
10-day listing, Ends Dec-01-05 13:29:14 PST
Start time: Nov-21-05 13:29:14 PST
History: 0 bids
Item location: Tacoma, WA
United States
~ ADVERTISE YOUR COMPANY'S WEBSITE ON ME WHILE I'M ON CAM ! ~

I am Taking Internet Advertisment To a ALL NEW LEVEL!!

* 1 Month Marketing Campaign *

Satisfaction Guarenteed!
I know because I have already tested My Marketing Strategy for 8 months!

And to Prove It....
I Give 2 DAYS of Marketing Your Web Site On My Cam
FREE !!


I don't want to beat around the bush here I want to get right to the point especially now that I am done with my 8 months of Daily "Trail Testing"... And I KNOW how well this WORKS!

My name is Sylvia Henderson I have Been In Marketing for 15 years mostly for Business to Residential out-bound marketing. I ran calling centers and managed all types of out-bound marketing for med size business by direct marketing and phone.

Well unfortunately the marketing I was doing has in the last year takin a dive because of "Reasons Beyond My Control" (like the new telemarketing laws) PLUS I was in a cross road in my personal life where I had to make a very important decision. I was already taking care of my 81 year old mother but things turned worse and I have choosin to "Stay At Home" with her. I love her very much (of coarse shes my mother) :) I vowed a long time ago that I would take any sacrifice I needed to, in order not to put her in a nursing home when the time came. Well the time came and it has been 8 months now since I made the decision to quit my job to stay at home with her and my kids.

Ok enough of who I am and where I am coming from....

I need to work, but I need to work from home. I could have made calls for companies and market out-bound from my home, but like I said the "New Law" on telemarketing has messed that and my career all up. So I have been doing what I can to get by. And it has been very successful. But because of my situation its not enough. I KNOW I can do more! And thats why I am having this auction.


~ I CAN PROVE TO BE AN ASSET TO YOUR MARKETING PLAN! ~





The Benefits: ...Think out side the box!

# 1. I am at home ALL DAY (cause I take care of my mother) so I am accessible to my computer and TO BE ONLINE 9 TO 10 HRS IF NOT MORE A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK!!!

# 2. I am in MASSIVE CHATS and 200 PERSONAL AD SITES that I have set up in the last 8 months along with HUGE accumulating Buddy Lists.

# 3. When chatting in chat rooms ..AS SOON AS I TURN MY CAM ON!! IT'S FULL!! I have 75 PLUS PEOPLE VIEWING ME AT ANY GIVEN TIME and 100 PLUS WAITING TO VIEW ME!!. and thats JUST IN 1 CHAT ROOM IN 5 MINS!! Imagine 9 hrs a day going from Room to Room with YOUR Advertised ON ME IN MY CAM!!!


~ NOW THAT WAS JUST A QUICKIE OVERVIEW ~



The Reasoning:

These are people ALREADY at thier computers,surfing and chatting or whatever they are doing. FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD!! But because of Viewing Me On My Cam and because of "Us being a Society of Convenience" (old marketing rule lol ) THEY ARE NOW going to be typing in YOUR WEBSITE ADDRESS RIGHT AWAY because they see it Instantly Advertised on Me while I am on My Cam! .

Now I'm a modest person at heart. But I'm sure some of the reason for my sucess has been because I'm really not to bad to look at (BIG Smile!) :) I'm Not Pam Anderson thats for sure! (I wish!) But I think thats what makes it work even better...that I am real and they can tell that I'm Not a Bot or anything like that! So.... me being Attractive (blushes) on top of being able to DEDICATE HOURS on My Computer WHICH I LOVE TO DO! Makes for a SUCCESSFUL COMBINATION to be SEEN and MARKET for YOUR WEBSITE!!

Plus... I also have "Other" MARKETING SECRETS (that I will never give away) that allows me to Reach "Target Market" Internet Users All At Once! With out having to interact with anyone, they can just View Me on Cam and see YOUR WEBSITE ADVERTISMENT ON ME! Whether You want your Web Site Placed on a Hat, a Shirt, My Forehead, My Chest (low cut shirt of coarse lol) etc.NOTE:(WINNER OF BID PAYS FOR ADVERTISMENT PLACED ON ANY TSHIRTS OR HATS OR WHAT THE ADVERTISING OF WEBSITE IS DECIDED TO BE PLACED ON!. YOU decide how you want to place your ad! (But I reserve the right to reject the solicitation of any product I find offensive, obscene, or vulgar.) Which are NOT many!!! lol
Other than that I am fair game !


~ YOUR COMPANY WILL GET NOTICED!! ~



next is the....
The Comparison: ... to the "Other" Human BillBoards

# 1. They can only go to places and be around other people in thier area in order for your advertising to be seen! Which is VERY Restricted and Inconvenient!

a. Because by the time they see your advertisment on any other "Human Billboard" or Van or Cars or whatever others have offered... and write your website or business down and get home and get online to go to your website chances are......"They have forgotten about it!" And in the World Of Marketing THE POINT IS to GET THEM WHILE IT'S FRESH IN THIER HEADS!!

b. Because if your business is online that means you can reach and sell All Over The World so why be restricted to One City or State... when you can market the WORLD!


# 2. Chances are most people could never take the time and dedication in their daily lives to be on the computer to do what I do...


~ They offer "Restrictions" ~ I offer "Results" !! ~



and finally...
THE FACTS:

I know for a Fact!! I can get at least 2000 New People a DAY From Around The World going to YOUR WebSite! (2000 times 30 days = 60,000 1 month campaign Pretty Impressive Don't You Think!) I HAVE ALREADY DONE IT !!!!....with my own personal website in the past 8 months (can show you my "States" if you would like to look at my traffic per day on my OLD WebSite)

But....Right Now I am working on a New WebSite I just started , in hopes to "Help Others" that are in my kind of Personal Situation and it is doing Excellent!! Every Girl on my site has gotten "Some Kind of Help They Needed" you know why.... CAUSE OF MY ADVERTISING Technique using MY CAM!!!!!

And it will work for YOU TOO! AGAIN I Guarantee It!! I will be able to "Show You" the results daily! MY GOAL here is to make a "Lasting Business Relationship With You" and hopefully do regular marketing campaigns as "Part" of your other marketing plans, and PROVE to be an ASSET to your over all Website Traffic!

80% of Any Web Sites Sucess Is
~ PROMOTION! PROMOTION! PROMOTION! ~



PLUS!....
(ON TOP OF THE MARKETING ADVERTISMENT ON MY CAM)



If the bidding is $1000 or over for a Month (1) Marketing Campaign which totals
270 HRS ON CAM (thats 9 hours a day 7 days a week for 30 days) .... I WILL ALSO post on ALL My Profiles (WHICH IS ALLOT!) YOUR WEBSITE LINK AND I will Post YOUR WEBSITE ON EVERY PAGE OF MY OWN PERSONAL WEBSITE
that gets 2000 visits a day!

PLUS!....

If you give me a "Sample" of your product or item you sell. I will make a
"PERSONAL PLEA" on ALL My PROFILES (These are profiles that are seen daily all over the internet and again because I'm decent looking, my profiles are viewed constantly!) AND WHILE TALKING TO ANYONE ON THE INTERNET! (AGAIN WHICH IS ALLOT!! DURING A 1 MONTH MARKETING CAMPAIGN!!!)

A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A "PERSONAL PLEA" (it can be any type of business)
IS AS FOLLOWS.......

" I JUST GOT A NEW PAIR OF SHOES FROM (WEBSITESNAME) AND OMG I LOVE THEM! GO CHECK THEM OUT THEY HAVE A GREAT SALE GOING ON RIGHT NOW WITH A EXCELLENT SELECTION OF ALL TYPES OF SHOES!
" WHAT KIND OF SHOES DO YOU LIKE?"



Please Take Note:

# 1. I WILL ONLY DO ONE (1) COMPANY DURING THE 1 MONTH MARKETING CAMPAIGN SO MY COMPLETE DEDICATION AND DEVOTION IS SET ON YOUR ADVERTISING SUCESS WITH USING ME!!!

# 2. I want to make something Very Very Clear I NEVER SPAM ANYONE!!! Everyone who see's YOUR AD will be "CONTACTING ME" ....whether its them viewing Me on My Own Personal Cam or Instant Messaging Me or Looking at any one of My Profiles ....THEY COME TO ME !!!!! I NEVER "CONTACT ANYONE" TO READ OR SEE ME! I DON"T HAVE TO!!! EVERYONE "VOLUNTARLY" COMES TO ME!!! IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! But what I AM DOING ... is when people do "Contact Me" to see Me on My Cam or read any one of My Profiles ...I have YOUR WEBSITE ADDRESS that is Visible and Clear... that they can see and TYPE INSTANTLY INTO THEIR KEYBOARDS!!!! SO... the bottom line is the "BIG RESULTS" you will see because of that!

# 3. I conduct myself in a Professional Manner !!! You must remember "I HAVE BEEN DOING MARKETING FOR 15 YEARS"!!! I know what I'm doing. :) I have a dazzling personality! But.... Most of the time I don't even have to chat (cause to many are viewing me so all they really see besides me is YOUR AD!!) Again ...Whether You want your WebSite Placed on a Hat, a Shirt, My Forehead, My Chest (low cut shirt of coarse lol) NOTE:(WINNER OF BID PAYS FOR ADVERTISMENT PLACED ON ANY TSHIRTS OR HATS OR WHAT THE ADVERTISING OF WEBSITE IS DECIDED TO BE PLACED ON!.
~ THEY WILL NOTICE... I MAKE SURE OF IT!!! ~

# 4. This is in not a charity.

# 5. I am in no violation of any ebay rules or policies. This is a legally binding contract. For what you normally pay in "Regular Marketing Advertising" This is a "DEAL OF A LIFE TIME !" so please bid wisely!

# 6. IF WINNING BIDDER FAILS TO PAY, THEN THE NEXT HIGHEST BIDDER WILL WIN THE AUCTION.

# 7. All sales are final, no refunds.

# 8. OBVIOUSLY!!!! ~ SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY!

# 9. Upon the completion of the auction, I will set up "Detailed Preparations" with the Buyer as to the "Proof" of My Commitment to Your Company and START at the "Agreed Upon Time" of the one (1) Month Marketing Campaign (within 1 week of auction's end and after payment is received)


IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME AT
shenderson@adsoncam.com


~ Good Luck & Happy Bidding! ~

 

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