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Advertise on My Breasts Key West Fantasy Fest

8988 Visitors - NO SALE!!!

Starting bid: US $1,000.00  
 
Buy It Now price: US $5,000.00 
 
Ended: Dec-06-05 16:07:32 PST
Start time: Nov-29-05 16:07:32 PST
History: 0 bids
Item location: Somewhere HOT
United States
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Ships to: Worldwide
Shipping costs: To United Kingdom -- FREE -- Standard Int'l Flat Rate Shipping
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Advertise your company's name on my breasts for Key West's Fantasy Fest, which brings about 70,000 people from all over the United States to our small island. This auction is for the last day and night of the event, which has the biggest turnout of all.

Imagine your company being seen by thousands - painted by my own personal body artist - on my 34D's. I have attended this event for the last three years, so I know first-hand that your company will definitely get attention. I am extremely outgoing and attract all sorts of people, particularly those with cameras, so when those people show photos to their friends, guess whose company name they're going to see?

Being that Fantasy Fest is intended for open-minded people, I have no restrictions on what type of company or content is to be painted... but please email first to be sure.

Check out some photos of me body painted at previous Fantasy Fests. 

Questions from other members
Q: Wow, look at this no bids...........why dont you stop being an attention whore, and get your lazy, cottage cheese ass a real job, and stop wasting ban...more
Dec-06-05 
A: Wow, looks like someone is angry because he hasn't been getting laid. Or maybe little Jimmy 2x is angry because he has ~short man syndrome~... and I don't...more
Q: I see you are not getting any bids, I am still open to advertising your ebay ad if you decide to repost it if you can do a small version of my movie's...more
Dec-06-05 
A: That depends on how much you're willing to pay. I don't work for free.
Q: dont have a buss or i would bid, its a site for sore eyes, glad to see a really women and not one made of plastic thanks
Dec-06-05 
A: Thanks Country!
Q: Wonder Woman, my tongue is like a paintbrush, do you mind if I paint the ad personally? Think of 'Starry Night'.
Dec-05-05 
A: Put in your bid, buddy!
Q: Good Luck! I was so excited - I clicked on View seller's other items lol I wish you the breast, er, I mean best . . .
Dec-05-05 
A: LOL, thanks... you can check out my other ID shartist-net and I have items there. Also check out my website.
 

 

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