Weird UFO auctions on ebay
Possible alien fuel rod -
Current bid: AU $2.50
(Approximately US $1.85)
Time left: 2 days 1 hour
7-day listing, Ends Dec-04-05 17:04:10 PST
Start time: Nov-27-05 17:04:10 PST
History: 6 bids (AU $1.00 starting bid)
High bidder: factorymarc ( 1258)
While this item may look like the leftovers of a bag of
electrical potting compound poured into an empty pepsi can, I believe it
very well may be proof of alien life.
I have it on good authority from a respectable scientist (who can be
contacted at http://pforums.company-hosting.com/forums/member.php?userid=524
) that it is in fact likely to be a used and damaged fuel rod from an alien
Aliens as we all know are crafty devils, and the sudden appearence of this
item over night on my workshop bench is proof that their technology is
vastly superior to us.
To remove all doubt, I asked everyone else at work if they knew about this
item, and no-one did (except the electronics guy, who is away this week, but
I doubt he'd have anything to do with it).
I am happy to post this item to anyone anywhere (as long as you are actually
If you are an alien and want your fuel rod back, then my name is actually
John, and I live in a big white house in Canberra; drop in any time! For
everyone else, it will be posted (or can be collected from) Newcastle, NSW.
NOTE: Genuine biro is not included in the sale, and will be listed
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