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You can torture me with Donnie and Marie
You can play some Barry Mantiloe
Or you can play some shlock like New Kids on the Block
Or any Villiage People song you know
Or play Vanilla Ice, hey you can play him twice       
and you can play the BeeGees anyday
But Mr. DJ please, I'm begging on my knees
I just can't take no more of Billie Ray
 

 

1st chorus

Don't play that song.  That Achy Breaky song
The most anoying song I know
and if you play that song, that Achy Breaky song
I might blow up my radio.   Hooooo
 



2nd verse

You can clear the room by playing Debbie Boone
Or crank your Abba records until dawn
Oh, I could even hear Slim Whitman or Zamfair
Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon
Or play some Tiffany on 8 track or CD
Or scratch your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair, and kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more
 



2nd chorus

Don't play that song.  That Achy Breaky song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song,  that Achy Breaky song
It might just make me lose my lunch.    Hoooooo
 



3rd chorus 

Don't play that song.  That Achy Breaky song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song, that irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork through my brain.
 

(repeat 1st Chorus)

Achy Breaky Heart Song
(parody of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray)
 
 

 

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