Mad cow - science Joke 

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Two cows were standing in the middle of a huge field.

"It's awful," exclaimed Betsy Cow, "this field was once bustling with thousands of cattle."

"Who cares," replied her friend.

"Stanley!" said Betsy in disbelief, "how can you say that. All our dear friends have suffered agonising deaths due to that horrid Mad Cow disease and you don't care!"

"Why should I care," grinned Stanley, "I'm a penguin" 



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