Baby Penguin Joke 

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"Am I a penguin?" asked the baby for the thousandth time.

"Yes dear," replied the mummy penguin patiently.

"Am I really a penguin?" the baby asked.

"Yes love - you really, really are a penguin."

"Are you sure I'm a penguin," demanded the baby.

"Yes," smiled the mother, "you definitely are a penguin."

 "Well," snapped the baby, "why am I so bloody cold!" 



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