Pregnant Wife Joke 

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In a state of great excitement Duncan phones the maternity hospital.  ‘My wife is pregnant,’ he cries, ‘and her contractions just two minutes apart!’ 

‘Is this her first child?’ asks the doctor calmly.


 ‘Don’t be stupid,’ yelled Duncan, ‘this is her husband.’






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