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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very expensive restaurant when an absolutely gorgeous young lady comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. 

The  wife glares at him and says, ‘Who the hell is that?’ 

‘Oh,’ replies the man, ‘that's my latest mistress.’ 

The wife becomes furious and, thumping the table, says, ‘That's it; I want a divorce.’ 

‘I understand,’ replies her husband, ‘But, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Porsche in the garage, and no more Country Club, but the final decision is yours.’ 

There is a stony silence for a few minutes - then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. ‘Who's that woman with Brian? ‘ she asks. 

‘That's his mistress,’ replies her husband. 

‘Ours is much prettier,’ says the wife.


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