Young Lady in Distress Joke
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very depressed young lady was considering suicide. She climbed to the top
of Tower Bridge with the intention of throwing herself into the Thames.
While she was standing there a sailor came over and engaged her in
conversation. Eventually he talked her out of killing herself and
persuaded her to go with him to South American, stowed away on his ship.
will make you the happiest woman in the world,” he promised, “We will
start a new life in Brazil.”
agreed and that night the sailor hid her on a life-boat on his ship. Every
night after that he brought her food and drink and they had sex until
dawn. Finally, after three weeks she was discovered by the captain.
are you doing on board my ship?” he demanded.
don’t understand,” she replied, “I have an arrangement with one of
your sailors. He’s taking me to Brazil and he’s screwing me.”
“He certainly is,” laughed the captain, “this is the Dover to Calais ferry!”
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