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How to win a penalty

Perform Swan Lake in the penalty box.

Take lessons from the Olympic Diving team.

Become a member of Equity.

Appeal to the referee’s sensitive and compassionate nature.

Genuinely get fouled – use only as a very last resort.

 

 

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