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Before writing about their ambitions a teacher asked her class what they wanted to be when they grew up. 

‘I want to be an astronaut’ replied the first. 

‘I want to be a psychiatrist’ enthused the second. 

When the next little girl said she wanted to become a footballer the teacher enquired, ‘Is that because it’s such an exhilarating sport which will allow you to bring joy and excitement to thousands of supporters?’ 

‘No Miss,’ came the reply ‘I just don’t know how to spell astronaut or psychiatrist.’

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