Female football fanatic jokes

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How to tell if that gorgeous girl is actually a crazy football fanatic:

Her face is painted in her club colours – even though she’s at a disco.

She can recite the names of every premier division player but can’t recall her best friend’s name.

Every few minutes she performs a one person Mexican Wave.

Her one and only chat up line is ‘Up the Rovers!!!!’

She wears studs on her high-heeled shoes.

She side tackles you while you’re dancing.

Mobile phone messages constantly keep her informed of the latest scores of obscure teams playing in countries you’ve never even heard of.

As you walk romantically in the moonlight she will, for no apparent reason, suddenly throw herself to the ground shouting ‘I was pushed – Penalty!’



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