How to tell if that gorgeous girl is actually
a crazy football fanatic:
Her face is painted in her club colours –
even though she’s at a disco.
She can recite the names of every premier
division player but can’t recall her best friend’s name.
Every few minutes she performs a one person
Mexican Wave.
Her one and only chat up line is ‘Up the
Rovers!!!!’
She wears studs on her high-heeled shoes.
She side tackles you while you’re dancing.
Mobile phone messages constantly keep her
informed of the latest scores of obscure teams playing in countries
you’ve never even heard of.
As
you walk romantically in the moonlight she will, for no apparent reason,
suddenly throw herself to the ground shouting ‘I was pushed –
Penalty!’
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