Murphy’s Law on Football

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Murphy’s Law on Football.

For all vital shots the referee will come between the ball and the goals.

If you’re 3-0 up with ten minutes to go you’ll be lucky to hang on to a draw.

If, in the first round, you beat a team two divisions above you, in the next round you’ll suffer a humiliation 8-0 defeat to a bunch of amateurs.

During penalty shootouts; if the keeper goes to the right the ball goes left; if the keeper goes to the left the ball goes right; if the keeper stays still the ball goes between his legs.

A Trialist will score four goals in his trial game then never again during his long stay at your club.

Injury time is always longer when you’re winning than when you’re losing.

Referees always favour your opponents.


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