Murphy’s Law on Football.
For all vital shots the referee will come between the ball
and the goals.
If you’re 3-0 up with ten minutes to go you’ll be lucky
to hang on to a draw.
If, in the first round, you beat a team two divisions above
you, in the next round you’ll suffer a humiliation 8-0 defeat to a bunch
of amateurs.
During penalty shootouts; if the keeper goes to the right
the ball goes left; if the keeper goes to the left the ball goes right; if
the keeper stays still the ball goes between his legs.
A Trialist will score four goals in his trial game then
never again during his long stay at your club.
Injury time is always longer when you’re winning than when
you’re losing.
Referees
always favour your opponents.
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