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On the morning of the cup final City’s manager was being interviewed on radio. 

‘I notice your have a four leaf clover in your lapel, holding a horse shoe, carrying a rabbit’s foot and that you have a sprig of lucky white heather on your hat. Is this an attempt to bring your team luck in today’s game?’ enquired the reporter. 

‘Actually I’m not at all superstitious,’ came the manager’s reply ‘but I’m totally convinced that to survive in this sport you need to have an awful lot of good luck.’

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