You
know you’re supporting the worst team in the country if :
They
team play in 0-10-1 formation.
The
scoreboard has three digits to record opponent’s goals.
You
consider a 4-1 defeat a moral victory.
The
referee apologises for every decision against your team.
The
team pray before kick-off.
They
have had five managers in the last three months.
A
collection is taken during the game so the players can be paid.
You
have to consult your five year diary to remember their last goal.
At
half time the whole team receive stress therapy.
The
only time the fans get to celebrate is when the team gain a corner kick.
The
club’s lucky mascot keeps having freak accidents.
Opposition
players get sent off for laughing.
Supporters
are often asked to play for the team.
There
are fewer supporters than players.
They
are sponsored by the local laundrette.
The
grounds man earns more than any of the players.
None
of the player are married to a popstar or supermodel.
The
whole team is on the free transfer market.
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