Football Jokes - How to take a penalty

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What runs through the mind of a football player taking the decisive shot in a penalty shootout  

Right? 

Left? 

Centre? 

High? 

Low? 

Hard? 

Soft? 

Spin? 

Did I switch the gas off? 

Oooops I wish Id concentrated on that one!!"

 

 

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