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I wouldn’t say the manager’s tactics were naive but :

  • His 10-0-1 formation did not result in the hundreds of goals he promised.

  • Blindfolding the keeper to keep him calm during penalties just isn’t working.

  • Having all the players wear number 1 to confuse the opposition is plain silly.

  • His 6-6-1 formation was spotted by the referee immediately.

  • Putting the ball boy on as substitute was asking for trouble.

  • The ‘only pass to a player with a prime number on his shirt’ rule is totally confusing.

 

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