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Three Rover fans were discussing some of the bad times their team had come through. 


‘I think our worst game was last season when we lost 11-0 at home to Thistle.’ said the first. 


‘What about two seasons ago,’ retorted the second ‘when we lost 4-0 to United even though three of their players had been sent off?’ 


‘You’re both wrong’ snapped the third ‘our very worse game was when we beat the Saints 1-0.’ 


‘How can a win possibly be our worst game?’ quizzed the others.


 ‘Well . . . ’ came the reply ‘it was against Saint Mary’s Primary School’s girl team!’



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