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Three fans were standing on the terrace moaning that their team was losing game after game.

‘I blame the manager’ said the first ‘if he would sign eleven new players we could be a great side.’

‘I blame the players’ said the second ‘if they would make some effort they might at least score a few goals.’

‘I blame my parents’ said the third ‘if I’d been born in another town I’d be supporting a decent team!!’


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