Hunting in the forest joke 

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Jack and John were hunting for deer deep in the forest, miles from anywhere. Suddenly John collapses. He rolls around in agony for ages and then, with a ghastly gasp becomes lifeless. Jack leans over his friend who now doesn't seem to be breathing and has turned very pale. 

Terrified, and not sure how to help his friend, Jack whips out his mobile and calls the emergency services. 

"My friend is dead!" he yells desperately, "Help me! What can I do?" 

"Calm down, you must not panic" replies the operator, "Before you do anything you must make sure he's really dead."

The operator holds on as Jack goes to check his friend. After a long silence the operator hears  a shot being fired. 

"Is everything okay?" he gasps.



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