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You Know You’re a Lawyer if . . . . . . . . 

 

A) You charge someone for saying ‘Good Morning’. 

 

B) You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill. 

 

C) Your other car is a BMW. 

 

D) When your wife says ‘I love you’ you cross-examine her.

 

E) Your only friends are also lawyers

 

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