Musical Hamster Joke
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shady looking man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says,
"No way, pal. I don't think you can pay for it."
right," the guy says. "I don't have any money, but if I show you
something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink?"
have a deal, my friend," says the bartender.
guy reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He puts the
hamster on the bar and it runs to the end of the bar, down the side of the
bar, across the room, up the piano, onto the keyboard and starts playing
classical music. The hamster can really play...
right... I've never seen anything like that before," says the
bartender. "That hamster is really gifted."
guy downs the drink and asks the bartender for another.
that be cash or another miracle, pal?" asks the bartender.
this," replies the guy. Again, he reaches into his coat again and
pulls out a frog. He puts the frog onto the bar, and the frog starts to
sing. The frog has a marvellous voice and great pitch. A fine singer.
stranger from the other end of the bar runs over to the guy and offers him
£500 for the frog.
a deal," says the guy. He takes the money and gives the stranger the
frog. The stranger runs out of the bar.
you some kind of nut?" asks the bartender. "You sold a singing
frog for £500? It could have been worth millions. You must be
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