Strange Parrot Joke
Weird Web Sites - Joke Collection
received a parrot for his forty-fourth birthday.
parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every
other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say
the least very rude.
tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite
words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a
good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled
back. He shook the bird and the bird just got angrier and became even more
in a moment of desperation, Dharam put the parrot in the freezer.
a few moments he heard the bird squawk and kick and scream. Then suddenly,
there was a quiet. Not a sound for several minutes minute. Dharam was
frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer
Parrot calmly stepped out onto Dharam's extended arm and said: "I
believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I will
try very hard to correct my behaviour. I really am truly sorry and beg
was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what
had made the difference and caused such a dramatic change when the parrot
|Return to Weird Websites||Send your favourite funny parrot jokes to firstname.lastname@example.org|