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Copyright Stuart Macfarlane
Why it’s better being a woman:-You
never need to buy your own drinks at the bar.
You
are able to cook more than beans on toast.
You
can use PMS, anytime, as an excuse for being moody.
You
know how to make best use of a phone.
You
don’t need to feel ashamed when you have to call a plumber.
You
can get out of speeding tickets by crying.
You
can marry a rich man and never work again.
You can get drunk with less alcohol than men.You have an innate aptitude for shopping.You can concentrate on one television program without feeling the need to continually switch channels.You never suffer the embarrassment of premature ejaculation.Happiness comes in a perfume bottle.
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