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Why itís better being a woman:-

You never need to buy your own drinks at the bar.

You are able to cook more than beans on toast.

You can use PMS, anytime, as an excuse for being moody.

You know how to make best use of a phone.

You donít need to feel ashamed when you have to call a plumber.

You can get out of speeding tickets by crying.

You can marry a rich man and never work again.

You can get drunk with less alcohol than men.

You have an innate aptitude for shopping.

You can concentrate on one television program without feeling the need to continually switch channels.

You never suffer the embarrassment of premature ejaculation.

Happiness comes in a perfume bottle.

 

 

 

 

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