love jokes love through the ages

Love Jokes - Love through the ages

A twenty-year old woman’s ideal man:

1) Sexy.

2) Charming.

3) Good career prospects.

4) Great sense of humour.

5) Romantic.

A thirty-year old woman’s ideal man:

1) Moderately good looking.

2) Amiable.

3) Well-paid job.

4) Laughs at all of her jokes.

5) Willing to talk about love.

A forty-year old woman’s ideal man:

1) Not too ugly and has some hair.

2) Reasonably friendly.

3) Has a job.

4) Tells dirty jokes.

5) Has memories of love.

A fifty-year old woman’s ideal man:

1) Not too wrinkly and has his own toupee.

2) Doesn’t argue too often.

3) Is a part time toilet attendant.

4) Can remember jokes but not the punch lines.

5) Is cynical about love.

A sixty-year old woman’s ideal man:

1) Doesn’t terrify little children.

2) Would fight with himself.

3) Unemployable

4) Can’t remember anything.

5) Hates love.

What a seventy-year old woman’s ideal man:

1) Still has most of his own limbs.

2) Still breathing.