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Copyright Stuart Macfarlane

 

A twenty-year old womanís ideal man:

1)      Sexy.

2)      Charming.

3)      Good career prospects.

4)      Great sense of humour.

5)      Romantic.

 

A thirty-year old womanís ideal man:

1)      Moderately good looking.

2)      Amiable.

3)      Well-paid job.

4)      Laughs at all of her jokes.

5)      Willing to talk about love.

 

A forty-year old womanís ideal man:

1)      Not too ugly and has some hair.

2)      Reasonably friendly.

3)      Has a job.

4)      Tells dirty jokes.

5)      Has memories of love.

 

A fifty-year old womanís ideal man:

1)      Not too wrinkly and has his own toupee.

2)      Doesnít argue too often.

3)      Is a part time toilet attendant.

4)      Can remember jokes but not the punch lines.

5)      Is cynical about love.

 

A sixty-year old womanís ideal man:

1)      Doesnít terrify little children.

2)      Would fight with himself.

3)      Unemployable

4)      Canít remember anything.

5)      Hates love.

 

What a seventy-year old womanís ideal man:

1)      Still has most of his own limbs.

2)      Still breathing.

 

 

 

 

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