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Copyright Stuart Macfarlane
A twenty-year old woman’s ideal man:
3) Good career prospects.
4) Great sense of humour.
A thirty-year old woman’s ideal man:
1) Moderately good looking.
3) Well-paid job.
4) Laughs at all of her jokes.
5) Willing to talk about love.
A forty-year old woman’s ideal man:
1) Not too ugly and has some hair.
2) Reasonably friendly.
3) Has a job.
4) Tells dirty jokes.
5) Has memories of love.
A fifty-year old woman’s ideal man:
1) Not too wrinkly and has his own toupee.
2) Doesn’t argue too often.
3) Is a part time toilet attendant.
4) Can remember jokes but not the punch lines.
5) Is cynical about love.
A sixty-year old woman’s ideal man:
1) Doesn’t terrify little children.
2) Would fight with himself.
4) Can’t remember anything.
5) Hates love.
What a seventy-year old woman’s ideal man:
1) Still has most of his own limbs.
2) Still breathing.
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