Lawyer Light Bulb Joke
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many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer
A) None, lawyers only screw their clients.
B) 10 – at £200 each per hour
C) Three - One to do the work and two to sue him for malpractice.
D) Fifty - Six to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, three to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.
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