Law and Lawyer Jokes 

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A lawyer was opening the door of his BMW, when a car suddenly careered around the corner and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complained angrily about the damage to his precious car.

"Officer, look what they've done to my beautiful Beeeemer!!!" he moaned.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"