Last will and testimony joke

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An old man was on had only a week left to live. He desperately wanted to take some of his money with him when he died, so he called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's £50,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I had only put $£30,000 into the envelope because I needed $20,000 to fix the church roof."

"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put £20,000 in the envelope because we need a new kidney dialysis machine at the hospital and that costs £30,000."