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A plane full of lawyers was heading for their annual Caribbean Convention when it was hijacked by a gang of terrorists. The plane was forced to land at Glasgow (Prestwick) International Airport. The terrorists radioed to ground control with a huge list of demands. ‘And what if we can’t meet your demands?” quizzed the Chief Controller. ‘If you don’t do exactly as we say,’ threatened the terrorist, ‘We will release one lawyer every single hour.’



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