Greatest Lies in the World
check's in the mail.
from the government and I'm here to help you.
thought I already gave you that money I owed you.
promise I'll pay you back next Friday.
never been this drunk before.
never get this drunk again.
checked this Email out, and it's really not a hoax.
found and fixed the last bug!
software will ship on schedule.
was as simple as that.
all your fault!
don't need to use a condom; I'm on the Pill.
don't need to use a condom; I've had a vasectomy and tested negative
representative of the government says...
have the repairs on your car done by noon.
my calling card number is...
look like you haven't aged a day.
I don't think that outfit makes you look fat.
is what it will cost to repair your car.
elected, I promise...
going to love working here.
don't know what you're talking about.
out of ten people surveyed said...
hold, and a customer service representative will be with you shortly.
only take a minute of your time.
cellular phones will give you more freedom...
compatible with your existing equipment.
all the weight you want!
being totally unbiased.
promise I'll pull out in time.
all due respect...
order to serve you better...
planning to get a divorce so I can marry you.
never meant to mislead you.
wife (husband) is okay with me seeing other people; s/he just doesn't
want to know about it.
not leaving you for him/her; I just need some space to think things
will only hurt a little.
will hurt me more than it does you.
doing this for your own good.
only for a little while...
didn't mean any harm.
well, no harm done...
was an accident.
didn't do it.
don't know who did it.
are experiencing a peak level of call volume...
Adult XXX Web Site!!!
may already be a winner!
product was made in an environmentally friendly manner.
know it's none of my business...
not trying to tell you what to do, but...
should be easy.
speak to a representative, press "9".
isn't partisan politics; it's for the good of the country.
not addicted; I can quit smoking any time I want.