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Bill and Gary were bragging about the intelligence of their pets. 

 

‘The brightest dog I ever had,’ said Bill, ‘was an Alsatian that could play cards. He was brilliant at poker.’ 

 

‘What happened to him,’ asked Gary. 

 

‘Had to shoot him,’ replied Bill mournfully. 

 

‘That’s awful,’ said Gary. ‘A dog like that would be worth a million dollars.’

 

'Yup . . Pity . . but I had to do it,’ Bill replied, ‘Caught the bugger using marked cards!’ 

 

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