Poker Playing Dog Joke 

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Gary walks into a bar and sees three men and a dog playing poker. The dog is looking rather glum. 

‘That’s a smart dog,’ says the man. 

‘Not really,’ replies one of the players, ‘he hasn’t won a single hand.’ 

‘Why’s that?’ asks Gary. 

‘He’s a bit dumb,’ said the player, ‘Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.’