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Casino Jokes - Play Roulette
man was walking along a lonely beach. Suddenly he heard a deep voice
looks around: but there’s nobody's about. I am having hallucinations, he
thinks. Then he hears the voice again: ‘I said, dig.’
he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches,
he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.
deep voice says: ‘Open.’
man finds a rock and smashes
the lock,. When the chest is finally open, he sees a huge hoard of gold
The deep voice says: ‘To the casino’
man jumps in his car and drives the few miles to the nearest casino.
deep voice says: ‘Roulette.’
he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to
one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
deep voice says: ‘27’
man places the whole lot on number 27. The roulette table nearly erupts with
excitement. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.
ball spins round and around and around then eventually stops on number 26.
snapped the deep voice.
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