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A man rushed into his house and yelled to his wife, ‘Mary, pack up your things. I just won the National Lottery!’ 


‘Brilliant,’ replied Mary, ‘shall I pack for warm weather or cold?’ 


‘I don't care.’ the man sneered, ‘just so long as you're out of the house by noon!’


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