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A gambling man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. 

"Where are you going?" demands the surprised husband. 


"I'm fed up with your gambling so I'm off to To Las Vegas!"


"And how are you going to live?" asked the husband.


"I found out that there are men there  that will pay me £500 to do what I do for you for free! " sneered the wife.


The man stands quietly for a few moments then began packing his own bags.


"What do you think you’re doing?" screamed the wife.


"I'm going to Las Vegas with you," replied the husband. " . . . I want to see how you're going to live on £1000 a year!"




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