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A man was in his local butcher's shop and asked, ‘are you a gambling man?’ 

The butcher replied, ‘yes, I like a little wager from time to time.’ 

So the customer said, ‘I bet you £500 that you can't reach up and touch the meat hanging on the hooks up there.’ 

‘No way, replied the butcher, ‘I'm not betting on that.’ 

‘But I thought you were a gambling man?’ the customer retorted. 

‘Yes I am,’ says the butcher, ‘but the steaks are too high.’


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