Doctor and Lawyer Joke 

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A doctor and a lawyer were at a cocktail party when a man seeking advice on what to do about his ulcer approached the doctor. The doctor mumbled some medical advice, then turned to his lawyer friend, "I hate that,” It’s impossible to go anywhere without being as for advice?"

“I have a good method of stopping that,” replied the lawyer.

“What do you do?” asked the doctor.

"If anyone asks my advice, I send them a huge bill" smiled the lawyer. “After that they never do it again.”

The next morning the doctor went to his surgery and, rather guiltily, sent the ulcer-stricken man a bill for £10.

That afternoon he received a £250 bill from the lawyer.



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