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Last Minute Valentine's Day Advice

1. Don't tell her about the diamond ring you 'almost' bought her. 

2. Don't give her the Valentine card she sent you last year. 

3. Don't buy her sexy lingerie two sizes too small. 

4. Don't buy her a vacuum cleaner. 

5. Don't get her pregnant!!!!





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