Duck joke 

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Two ducks were flying south for winter when a rocket went whizzing past at a great speed. ‘Wow!’ yelled the first duck, ‘I wish I could fly as fast as that.’ ‘You would,’ grinned the second duck, ‘if your bum was on spouting flames.’