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A young man went to rushed into the  doctor's surgery. 

He had a carrot up one nostril, a cucumber in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. 

"Doctor, doctor,” he gasped, “I’ve got dreadfully sore ears and can hardly breathe! What’s wrong with me?" 


The doctor looked at him for a few minutes, shook his head sorrowfully and replied, "You're not eating properly."



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