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A pregnant woman from Newcastle was involved in a car accident and rushed to hospital. While at the hospital, she fell into a deep coma.

Six weeks later she eventually came round once more. Noticing that she was no longer carrying her child, she cried, "Doctor! doctor! Where's my baby! What's happened to my baby!"

The doctor calmly replied, "Madam, you've had twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother had the children baptised.

"Oh, no!" shrieked the woman. "Not my brother! He's two slices short of a Hovis, if you know what I mean!"

The doctor laughed. "Don't worry he did fine," he assured her,  "your brother named your daughter Denise."

"Oh, that's no so bad," smiled the woman very relieved. "That's a nice name." Then, hesitantly, she asked, "What name did he give my son?"

The doctor grinned and said happily, "Denephew."