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A pregnant woman from Newcastle was involved in a car accident and rushed to hospital. While at the hospital, she fell into a deep coma.
Six weeks later she eventually came
round once more. Noticing that she was no longer carrying her child, she
cried, "Doctor! doctor! Where's my baby! What's happened to my
The doctor calmly replied,
"Madam, you've had twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby
boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were
in a coma, your brother had the children baptised.
"Oh, no!" shrieked the
woman. "Not my brother! He's two slices short of a Hovis, if you know
what I mean!"
The doctor laughed. "Don't worry
he did fine," he assured her, "your brother named your
"Oh, that's no so bad,"
smiled the woman very relieved. "That's a nice name." Then,
hesitantly, she asked, "What name did he give my son?"
The doctor grinned and said happily, "Denephew."
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