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A day in the life of a shopaholic

00:01 – 07:15 Dream about shopping

07:15 - 07:20  Place bid on eBay auction for diamond ring.

07:20 - 08:00  Read latest mail order catalogues.

08:00 - 09:10  Watch QVC - buy 6 months supply of moisturiser.

09:10 - 09:15   Place higher bid on eBay auction.

09:15 - 18:00   Shop! Shop! Shop! Shop!

18:00 - 18:05   Place higher bid on eBay auction.

18:05 - 20:30   Play with all of today’s purchases.

20:30 – 23:40  Buys lots from QVC

23:40 – 23:42  Place higher bid on eBay auction.   

23:42 – 23:44  Place even higher bid on eBay auction.  

23:44 – 23:46  Place mammothly high bid on eBay auction.

23:46 – 24:00 Celebrate!!!!!   

 

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