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REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

 

Chocolate never keeps you waiting.

Chocolate doesnít get jealous when you look at another chocolate bar. 

You never have to buy a box of chocolates for a box of chocolates.

Chocolate doesnít talk incessantly while youíre watching the football.

It doesnít expect you to remember the anniversary of the first time you met.  

Chocolate never tries to chat up your best friend.

Chocolate isnít looking for a long term commitment.

 

 

 

 

 

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