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Man cannot live by chocolate alone but it’s sure fun trying.

 

Chocolate doesn't make the world go around ... but it certainly makes the trip more pleasant!  

A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine.

 


Chocolate covered ginger, raisins, and cherries all count as fruit, so even if you’re on a strict diet you can eat as many as you wish.

 

What’s the best way to get bars of chocolate home from the supermarket without melting on a hot summer’s day? Eat them of course.  

Achieve the perfectly balanced diet, eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate – they cancel each other out.

 

 

 

 

 
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