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Romance : The art of slowly and seductively unwrapping your chocolate bar.


Diet : Cutting down from twelve to eleven chocolate gateaux per day.


Recipe : A formula to ensure that chocolate is included in everything from baked potatoes to onion soup.


Self Control : Saving half your box of chocolates until 'later'.


Ultimate Act of Generosity : Grudgingly giving someone a square of your precious chocolate.


Love : A passionate need for another. Many believe that true love is only possible with one chocolate bar at a time.


Unrequited Love : When your chocolate cake just doesn't seem to care about you any more.


Aphrodisiac: Chocolate covered oysters served with chocolate flavoured champagne.


Chocophobia : The totally logical fear that the world will run out of chocolate.


Glutton : Anyone who refuses to share with you.


Affair : Having a wonderful time with one chocolate ice cream while another is patiently waiting in the fridge.


Sex Appeal : Being so 'hot' that you cause chocolate to melt at first glance.

 

 

 

 

 

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