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During a crucial Karpov-Kasparov world chess championship the players came to an adjournment and went back to their hotel.  In the lobby of the hotel several chess enthusiasts were gathered and, after a few drinks, began bragging, 

I could beat Karpov easily,’ said the first.

‘Oh yeah,’ replied the second, ‘Well I could beat both of them at the same time.’  

Not to be outdone the third declared, ’That's nothing, I could beat both of them at the same time and blindfolded!’ 

Finally, the hotel manager had had enough and demanded that they leave the hotel.  ‘But why?’ they asked.

‘Because,’ replied the manager "I hate chess nuts boasting by an open foyer!’





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