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How to enjoy nine stress free
lives.
Life
2 - Sleep.
Life
3 - Sleep.
Life
4 - Sleep.
Life
5 - Sleep.
Life
6 - Sleep.
Life
7 - Sleep.
Life
8 - Sleep
Life 9 - Catch up on everything you should have done.
Conserve your energy. When you crave attention one doleful look into your human’s eyes will have greater effect than many minutes of stressful meowing.
Nurture the ability to look pathetic and your human will forever be your slave.
Avoid vets.
At the end of a long nerve-racking day relax and reflect on all your achievements - wallpaper
scratched, curtains scaled and one piece of string thoroughly chased. Celebrate these small successes. They make life worthwhile.
Cats
Daily Agenda for an ultra calm life :
07:00 07:10
Breakfast
07:10 12:00
Sleep on chair
12:00 12:10
Lunch
12:10 15:00
Sleep on top of refrigerator
15:00 - 15:01 Exercise ( Optional )
15:01 18:00 Sleep under heater
18:00 18:15
Dinner
18:15 00:00 Sleep in drawer
The Perfect Christmas Gift
From "The Little Book of Calm for Cats" by Stuart & Linda Macfarlane
Available from Amazon in most countries or from any good bookstore.
Copyright Stuart Macfarlane. If you wish to use these quotes anywhere please request permission from copyright@Q30.net
The Little Book of Calm
for Cats
By Stuart & Linda Macfarlane Illustrated by Erika Oller Published by Transworld Publications |
| Life
is changing rapidly with each new day more chaotic than the last.
These changes have been particularly horrific for cats for while a
mere four thousand years ago they were revered as gods, now they
must co-exist on almost equal terms with humans. This terrible
comedown in status has severely shaken their self-esteem. A modern
cat has so many pressures placed on it, so many commitments. There
are mice to chase, curtains to scratch, humans to train .... and a
vast amount of sleeping and grooming to fit in. It's not surprising
that so many suffer from stress and experience burnout even before
they reach their fourth life.
The Little Book of Calm for Cats aims to remedy this problem
by helping them find moments of calm in their frenzied existence. By
following the book's advice serenity and tranquillity will once
again permeate each of their nine lives. |
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