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How to enjoy nine stress free
2 - Sleep.
3 - Sleep.
4 - Sleep.
5 - Sleep.
6 - Sleep.
7 - Sleep.
8 - Sleep
Life 9 - Catch up on everything you should have done.
Conserve your energy. When you crave attention one doleful look into your humanís eyes will have greater effect than many minutes of stressful meowing.
Nurture the ability to look pathetic and your human will forever be your slave.
At the end of a long nerve-racking day relax and reflect on all your achievements - wallpaper
scratched, curtains scaled and one piece of string thoroughly chased. Celebrate these small successes. They make life worthwhile.
Daily Agenda for an ultra calm life :
Sleep on chair
Sleep on top of refrigerator
15:00 - 15:01 Exercise ( Optional )
15:01 18:00 Sleep under heater
18:15 00:00 Sleep in drawer
The Perfect Christmas Gift
From "The Little Book of Calm for Cats" by Stuart & Linda Macfarlane
Available from Amazon in most countries or from any good bookstore.
Copyright Stuart Macfarlane. If you wish to use these quotes anywhere please request permission from copyright@Q30.net
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